Jokes

1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
 
Udurwana :  Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I dont know who is Jayanti.
 
2. Udurwana : You cheated me.
 
Shopkeeper: How ?
 
Udurwana: You said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All India Radio.
 
3. Udurwana got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
 
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
 
4. Udurwana joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
 
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
 
Udurwana : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
 
5. On a romantic day Udurwana's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
 
Udurwana : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
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