1. A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you have your tits on your back??"
The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face!!!"
2. Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning."
Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear, so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!
3. A lady visited her doctor one morning.
Doc said: "You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?"
Lady: "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day?!"
4. How was Gandhiji, before he died?
Guess!!!!
Guess!!!
Guess!!!
He was alive…..
- A doctor and an engineer were in love with the same girl. The engineer before going outstation for a week gave the girl, seven apples. Why?
An apple a day, keeps the doctor away.
