1. FATHER: Son, when was Babar born?
SON: I Don’t know father.
FATHER: Din’t you see? It is hear in the book!
SON: Oh! Sorry father, I thought it was his phone number!
2. one day on returning from school, Tom's mom told him that she was expecting a guest and went out shopping.{when the guest arrives}
GUEST: Tom, is your mother at home?
TOM: No, she will be back soon. Would you like coffee or tea?
GUEST:Tea would do.
TOM:Lipton or Broke bond??
GUEST: Broke bond, please.
TOM: Red Labal or Blue Labal?
GUEST: Red Labal.
TOM: Chinese or Indian??
GUEST:Indian.....
TOM: In a cup or glass?
GUEST: Oh! shut up. My head is aching. Just give me a tablet.
TOM:Asprin or Pulprin??
GUEST: Nothing. Just take me to a doctor.
TOM: Homeopathy or Alopathy?
GUEST: Forget about the doctor. Just take me to my home.
TOM: By car or bus?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
