
while visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen, He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate." She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: "Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am." "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. Helms immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senator,and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. "Now look here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you idiot." Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Tony Blair."
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God was in the process of creating the Universe. He explained to his sub ordinates - 'Look everything should be in balance - For every 10 deers there should be a lion'. ' Here is Unites States - I have given them prosperity and money - at the same time I have given them racism and gun culture. Here is Africa - I have given them beautiful nature and at the same time climatic extremes. There is South America - I have given them lots of lush forests and less land space so they will cut down the forests. So you see - everything should be in balance' One of the angles asked - 'O God - what is the beautiful country over here?' God said " Ahah! That is the crown piece of all - INDIA. My most special creation - friendly people, rich culture, great heritage, technologically brilliant, lot of natural resources, sparkling streams, serene mountains....' The angel was very surprised - ' But God - You said everything should be in balance ?' God replied - ' Ah! Yes! Look at the neighbors I have given them' !!!!!!