Jokes

1. Udarwana comes back to his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine" He writes a note and sticks it to the pole "Thanks for the complement"

2. How do you recognize an Udarwana in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

3. Once an Udarwana was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

4. Udarwana decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.

A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.

A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Udarwana, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.

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